So You Want a Mormon President

Brotha Mitt Romney takes the charge “Every Member a Missionary” quite seriously. First he got Martin Bashir to read the Book a Mormon. Now this just in from the peeps at Cheezburger:

Give God the Glory,
Sista Beehive & Sista Laurel


  1. You guys crack me up. And I love it.


  2. Laughed so hard I snorted soda out my nose at work!  Fun explaining that one too!  Thanks!

  3. Yes, this is a good one. You know a LOL one.
    Thanks, I am still smiling……………

  4. Funny! But, I have to admit, I’m in love with Mitt. What can I say? But,  this is hilarious!!

  5. If only he’d convert – but I don’t know if Jeremiah would agree!

  6. Love it!!!

  7. That is so awesome!   

  8. Becca @ My Soul Delighteth

    I LOVE Obama’s face in the “My baptism is on Saturday” picture – it’s like “Ha ha ha ha sucker!!!”

    This is soo fantastic. Thank you for sharing. Made my day.

  9. Sistas, y’all crack me up ..I love your style my friends and sistas!!   Y’all truly ROCK!!

  10. Love it!

  11. Even my staunchy husband busted a gut! Too funny! Keep ‘em coming

  12. love it!!!

  13. Lucifer’s Advocate is under stick orders to take it to Armageddon.
    There is little hope of the Bassa Pres ever enlisting in the Lord’s elect, and the rules are this strict.

    Hebrews 12:8

    8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

    Zechariah 9:6

    6 And a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod, and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines.

    Deuteronomy 23:2
    2 A bastard
    shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth
    generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

    So there can be no BASSA’s in ZION and BASSA OBAMA is still at enmity with the ZION of our GOD, but enmeshed with Zionism, Freemasonry, Bilderberg, Bohemian Grove and the Secret Combinantion. PLUS, the LORD declared their should ne NO KING in the USA, and Bassa Obama wants to be precisely that.

    Dear Elders, my friend Bassa Obama has declared an interest to be the first Mormon President, do you have the number for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.. You may need to call first, I think the above call was a hoax and he might set the dogs on you.

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